How many types of silence do you know? I know two. Awkward and non-awkward. Guess which type is in effect on on this blog… The third one, doh!
My English is a bit rusty these days… a lot of humidity in the air, you know. Also… I’m taking some classes in How-to-be-silent-with-a-style. How am I doing so far? 
Don’t worry, next classes include How-to-write-a-blog-post-and-bore-everyone-to-death lessons! Yeeehaaaw! 
Is it true? Or is it just a monkey business? Maybe we’ll know one day…
Who’s afraid of spider(s)? I am.
Maybe you’ll notice, maybe you won’t. This thingy was made digitally — ok, background was scanned, everything else was made on computer. I even made a special font today (out of my handwriting), but it sucks. Have to make another one. You wonder why? I wanted to post something, but the scanner is not available at the moment, so … this was the only reasonable solution … or not to publish anything, which would be even more reasonable 
